How To Immediately Feel Like An Adult When You’re Seventeen
For M.
Call the CRA. Escalation-rage trying to understand the questions
you know you don’t have answers to. Try to register your on-line
CRA account. Realize that ‘line number’ doesn’t exist on your NOA.
LYM. (Lose Your Mind) BSM (By Some Miracle), figure it all out.
Wait three months for the adjusted tax return. When your feet throb
at the end of a ten-hour shift at the sports bar where you work
know it’s the feeling of your money yanked toward the next tax
season. Don’t forget your user ID and password. Memorize your SIN.
VANESSA SHIELDS 